Quacked Archive for the Ducks Dissent Category

Are the Ducks quacked?

by Patrick - posted March 6th, 2010 at 2:34 pm [ Ducks Dissent, Features ]
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Scramble... for the playoffs(STEPHEN DUNN/GETTY IMAGES)

Let me begin by begging your forgiveness for that awful pun, but let’s face facts: it was only a matter of time before that word got put to good use on this blog.  The answer to that question in the context of the word “quacked” meaning “screwed” is not quite so simple.

Perhaps it’s too presumptuous and untoward to write off the Ducks’ season with a month remaining on the schedule.  The numbers don’t paint the prettiest picture, but the simple fact is that the team is but a stone’s throw away from the playoffs – with just enough time to make up lost ground.

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Christmas Comes Early – Part II

by Patrick - posted December 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm [ Ducks Dissent ]
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Ducks Dissent

Yesterday, I spoke about some great memories of the Ducks’ 2003 second round triumph over the Dallas Stars.  True, these moments aren’t great for all involved, but irrespective of their emotional impact they are the stuff of which the hockey annals are made.  It was after watching the clips that I began to wax nostalgic about the Ducks’ Disney days, and the realization of the holiday season dawned on me (the holidays are nothing if not a time to share stories).

Accordingly, I have decided to share my brief and extemporaneous recollection of that magical Stanley Cup spring, beginning today with the series — specifically game one — win over the Stars.

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Dear Santa,

by Patrick - posted December 13th, 2009 at 10:06 am [ Ducks Dissent ]
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

Is it too late for a trade-in – even if only for a store credit – at the favorite hockey team shop?  Sure, it’s been a good decade or so with my Ducks (you even brought me that silver cup I asked for two years ago), but now I want the latest and greatest.  And Santa, to be honest, my old team just isn’t cutting it anymore.

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