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Mad Monday: God Hates Marty Turco Hockey

by Patrick - posted February 1st, 2010 at 10:07 am [ On the Web ]
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God hates... Turco?(RICHARD WOLOWICZ/GETTY IMAGES)

Oh, Westboro Baptist Church, you’re always out to top your last fit of insanity — and some would argue, inanity — aren’t you?  But why go to such lengths when the world already recognizes your psychopathy and adores you for it (much in the same way it adores a sharp stick in the eye)?  We will concede that Marty Turco’s play sometimes makes small children and certain Texan bloggers cry, but to denounce our favorite sport is an affront to all of its fans, rooting for the wrong team or otherwise.

In the interests of fair journalism, it wouldn’t be right to pass judgment before we hear from WBC on the matter:

God H8s Ur hockey! Valor Pl. & Olive St. WBC will picket your stupid, cold (you will truly pray for these days of being in the cold hockey games when you burn in hell for eternity) violent, time-wasting hockey game – your SPORT. You know there will be only a few more of these entertainment events before God lets Obama simply destroy this nation. God does not have anything good to say about your sport(s).

At this point it seems that no person, profession or faith is safe from the harsh (if uneducated) verbal barbs this organization uses to poison the world.  Luckily for Turco, it seems he was already on WBC’s shitlist.

Fellow hockey fans: is it time we take to the streets and fight back?

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“Nutty Protesters Going After Hockey Now, Apparently” (deadspin.com)