Quacked Posts Tagged Teemu Selanne

Are the Ducks quacked?

by Patrick - posted March 6th, 2010 at 2:34 pm [ Ducks Dissent, Features ]
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Scramble... for the playoffs(STEPHEN DUNN/GETTY IMAGES)

Let me begin by begging your forgiveness for that awful pun, but let’s face facts: it was only a matter of time before that word got put to good use on this blog.  The answer to that question in the context of the word “quacked” meaning “screwed” is not quite so simple.

Perhaps it’s too presumptuous and untoward to write off the Ducks’ season with a month remaining on the schedule.  The numbers don’t paint the prettiest picture, but the simple fact is that the team is but a stone’s throw away from the playoffs – with just enough time to make up lost ground.

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Dear Santa,

by Patrick - posted December 13th, 2009 at 10:06 am [ Ducks Dissent ]
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

Is it too late for a trade-in – even if only for a store credit – at the favorite hockey team shop?  Sure, it’s been a good decade or so with my Ducks (you even brought me that silver cup I asked for two years ago), but now I want the latest and greatest.  And Santa, to be honest, my old team just isn’t cutting it anymore.

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